Friends of Osama
I used to think a "Noam Chomsky" was some sort of Jewish food. Now, thanks to this article in the Harvard Crimson, I know he's a true Friend of Osama, as are most of the other people mentioned in it. As always, thanks be to Allah for their tacit support of Islamofacism and the deaths of infidel Jews in Israeli pool halls, pizza parlors and Passover seders. Memo to al Qaeda members worldwide: When you and our other Islamofacist allies finish the eradication of the Jews and other infidels, Chomsky deserves to be among the last to go.

Oh Allah, Not Again
Well, it was bound to happen. Israel pulled back from the occupied terror-tories, again. They let Arafat go, again. And there was a suicide bombing, again. Is anyone really surprised at this? Osama finds it incredible that no one sees a connection! Ah, the ever-gullible West. They've gone to so many Hollywood movies and "suspended disbelief" so often that now that Reality is coming at them in Technicolor with Digital Surround Sound, they "suspended belief," and accepted the notion that what is happening - Arafat and his Palestinian terror professionals are resuming suicide bombings now that Israel has pulled back and agreed to "negotiate" and participate in the "peace process" - isn't happening.

There is a "piece process," alright. We're taking Israel apart piece by piece, with the complicity-by-complacency of the EU, and the waffling of the Americans.

And to think that Israel has the power to impose a "peace plan" our side couldn't beat. I fear they'll wake up and announce a unilateral withdrawal from the terrortories to take place in one year, and during that year build a "Berlin Wall" to seal off the West Bank from Israel. Then, after they pull out of the terrortories, I fear, Israel would announce that any future Palestinian terror attack on Israeli soil would be replied to with the obliteration by air power of one Palestinian town, after giving its residents 24 hours' notice to evacuate.

Against our strategy of blowing up innocents at pizza parlors, pool halls and Passover seders, it would be seen as harsh but humane. Outside of the Arab world, only the French would really oppose it. And our side would lose.